My laptop's dead

Of course, on the very same day when Agent Maria Hill appeared on Agents of Shield, my laptop decided to be play dead :( 

I really have no idea when my review for Agents of Shield 1x20 Nothing Personal will be posted since I CAN'T EVEN WATCH IT. I'm pissed off I wanna see Agent Hill on my screen!!!! 

I think I need a new laptop. Someone buy me a new laptop please, I'll make you some pancakes in return thanks.